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时间:2019-02-23 18:15:47  分类:经典搞笑语录  阅读:

YI、SHIJIENEIMEDA,MEIQIANNENGQUNA?QUMAIGEDIQIUYIBA,BUDANNENGKANKAN,HAIKEYIZHUANZHUAN。

ER、NIWEISHENMEHUIJINSHI?WEILEDANKANSHIJIANSHI,SUOYICAIMOHULESHUANGYAN。

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WU、KANNISHOUSIKUAIDIBAOGUOSHINEIZHONGQITUNSHANHEDEZITAI,YIDIANDOUBUXIANGLIANKUANGQUANSHUIPINGGAIDOUNINGBUKAIDERUONVZI。

LIU、NIGUODEHAOBUHAO,BIERENBUZHIDAO,DANNIYIPANG,DAJIAJIUDOUZHIDAOLE。

QI、BIERENDELIANSHIQIFENTIANZHUDING,SANFENKAODABAN,NIDELIANSHIYIFENTIANZHUDING,JIUFENKAOLVJING。

BA、NISHIJINZIWOSHIMEI,NIHUIFAGUANGWOHUIFARE。BIEBAWOREHUOLE,XIAOXINWOBANIRONGHUALE。

JIU、RUGUOYUJIANNI,XUYAOHUAGUANGWOSUOYOUDEYUNQI。MAFANNILIWOYUANDIAN,WOYAOLIUZHEYUNQIZHUANQIAN,XIEXIE。

SHI、SHENGHUOCONGLAIYEBURANGWOSHUTAN,TAZONGSHIGESANCHAWUDEJIWOYIBAZHANG,TIXINGWOZAIFANCUOJIURANGWOSIDEBUMINGBUBAI。

SHIYI、RUGUOPINQIONGXIANZHILEWOMENDEXIANGXIANGLI,WEISHENMEWOHAINENGXIANGCHUNEIMEDUOSHENGQIANDEBANFA?

SHIER、XIAYUTIANJIUSHIHEZAIJIASHUIJUE,QINGTIANJIUSHIHECHUMENZOUZOU,MANZHANGSUIYUE,JURANMEIYOUYITIANSHIHESHANGBAN。

SHISAN、WOZHIDAOWODEPIQIBUHAO,RUGUONIBUNENGREN,NIJIUYINGGAIHAOHAOFANSHENGYIXIAZIJI,WEISHENMEBIERENKEYI。

SHISI、XIAOSHIHOUQUDONGWUYUANKANLAOHU,FASHIZHANGDAYIHOUYEYAOYANGYIGE。20NIANHOU,WODEMENGXIANGZHONGYUSHIXIANLE。BUSHUOLE,GAIJIWOXIFUZUOFANQULE。

SHIWU、ZHANGDEHAOKANDECAINENGJIAOCHIHUO,ZHANGDEBUHAOKANDEZHINENGJIAOFANTONG。

SHILIU、ZHANGDECHOUZENMELEA?ZHIYAOBUZHAOJINGZI,EXINDEYOUBUSHIWOZIJI。

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ERSHIYI、MAYUNCENGSHUOGUO:YIGENANRENDESHIYEHEZHANGXIANGSHICHENGFANBIDE。WOBURENDEZHAOLEXIAJINGZI,KANLAIWOZHEIBEIZIZHUDINGSHIYISHIWUCHENGLE。

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ERSHISAN、JIANYIDAJIACHANGSHIZAOSHUIJUE,DUOYUNDONG,BUCHIYEXIAO,BUCHOUYANBUHEJIU,ZAOSHUIZAOQIYANGCHENGYIGELIANGHAODEXIGUAN,JIUERJIUZHI,NIJIUYIGEPENGYOUDOUMEIYOULE。

ERSHISI、NIMENYIWEISHUOLEWANANHOUDOUHUIANJINGDEQUSHUIJUEMA?SHEIXINSHEISHIDASHAZI。TONGCHANGHUIXINZHONGZHANGSHUYIKOUQI,ZIJIZHONGYUKEYIANXINDEQUZHUIJUSHUAWEIBODAYOUXILE。


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